| Song | Boo Who? |
| Artist | The Residents |
| Album | Louisiana's Lick |
| Now there just is a cow | |
| Where once was a calf | |
| Now there just is a stare | |
| Where once was a laugh | |
| Now there just is a bone | |
| Where once was a bath | |
| Now a tinkery toy | |
| Is an epitaph | |
| A smile would make believe | |
| That it had a friend | |
| And tomorrow's name | |
| Once never would end |