I snore in my sleep, I'm always late for dinner
And my tablecloth doodling is notorious
Oh, but lovely one, keep this romance glorious
And love me as I am
I dream while I drive, I linger in the shower
And there isn't much rhythm in that waltz of mine
Oh, but lovely one, skip those little thoughts of mine
And love me as I am
And don't try to make any changes
It wouldn't be worth your tears
Don't try to make any changes
'Cause my mother's been trying for years
I sing when I drink, I never cap the toothpaste
And my company manners are deplorable
Oh, but lovely one, tell me I'm adorable
And love me as I am