[00:27.652]Another bride, another June
[00:34.689]Another sunny honeymoon
[00:41.647]Another season, another reason
[00:48.298]For makin' whoopee
[00:55.846]A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
[01:02.243]The groom is nervous, he answers twice
[01:09.084]Its really killin' that he's so willin'
[01:16.556]To make whoopee
[01:26.298]Now picture a little love nest.Down where the roses cling
[01:38.485]Picture the same sweet love nest
[01:45.568]Think what a year can bring
[01:51.442]He's washing dishes and baby clothes
[01:58.281]He's so ambitious, he even sews
[02:05.456]So don't forget, folks
[02:08.754]That's what you get, folks, for makin' whoopee
[02:20.353]Another year or maybe less
[02:27.083]What's this I hear? Well,you can't confess
[02:33.983]She feels neglected and he's suspected
[02:41.101]Of makin' whoopee
[02:48.114]She sits alone most every night
[02:55.651]He doesn't phone her, he doesn't write
[03:02.581]He says he's busy, but she says, "is he?"
[03:10.202]He's makin' whoopee
[03:19.644]He doesn't make much money.Only five thousand per
[03:33.039]Some judge who thinks he's funny
[03:40.303]Says, "You'll pay six to her"
[03:46.699]He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
[03:53.448]The judge say, "Budge right into jail
[04:00.959]You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper
[04:07.499]Than makin' whoopee x3