[00:00.24]Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)
[00:00.96]Steve vai (guitar)
[00:01.29]Ray white (guitar, vocals)
[00:01.77]Tommy mars (keyboards)
[00:02.46]Chuck wild (piano)
[00:02.85]Arthur barrow (bass)
[00:03.21]Scott thunes (bass)
[00:03.57]Jay anderson (string bass)
[00:04.14]Ed mann (percussion)
[00:04.56]Chad wackerman (drums)
[00:05.04]Ike willis (vocals)
[00:05.43]Terry bozzio (vocals)
[00:05.88]Dale bozzio (vocals)
[00:06.30]Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)
[00:07.05]Bob harris (vocals)
[00:07.47]Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)
[00:08.16]Thing-fish:
[00:08.37]Once upon a time, musta been 'round october, few years back, in one o' dose top secret lab-motories de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath virginia, an evil prince, occasion'ly employed as a p
[00:22.08]Ime theatrical criticizer set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic genocidical remove'lance of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!
[00:34.74]De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret potium... an' right 'long wid it, de atrocious idea dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de final solutium to de white main's 'boidennn'
[00:46.62]Yo' acquire my drift...
[00:50.10]Well, he were sure he had a good thing goin'... but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might **** up, so, he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it
[01:05.40]E wattuh supply.
[01:05.70]Sho'tly denafter, wit high-level gubnint co-robberatium, he arranged to have a good-will visit to san quentim, 'long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's, 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some
[01:17.55]E boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de zyph'liss).
[01:23.88]So, heah dey come wit de potium, dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!
[01:28.56]Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
[01:35.61]Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!
[01:45.36]Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!
[01:55.92]But not the boys in the rest home! oh no! mixing the shit with the mash potatoes done smoothed it out a little, so's it wouldn't kill your ass, but, it sho' would make you ugly! 'n ef you was already ugly
[02:09.21]D make yo ass mean 'n ugly...'n ef you was already mean 'n ugly, it'd turn ya into a strange, unknown kreetchuh, never befo' seen on broadway!^lthass right! it'd turn ya' into a 'mammy nun'! hea
[02:21.93]E a potato...lips like a duck...big ol' hands, puffin' up! big ones! science! me-jev'l re-lij-mus costumery all over yo' body! yow! oh yeah! mmmm-hmmm!