No matter how I try, I just can't say goodbye No matter what you say, hey, looks like I'm here to stay No matter where I go, I don't know if you know But everywhere we've been, I'm kept in quarantine It's easy to see why she's over six foot five, I'm only five feet two Is there a tyre somewhere that might take me as a spare? Is there a bank in town that might cash me as a pound? Is there a place you know where I can up and go? It's easy to see why she's over six foot five, I'm only five feet two Is there a tyre somewhere that might take me as a spare? Is there a bank in town that might cash me as a pound? Is there a place you know where I can up and go I remember our first anniversary It was one of those occasions where believe you me I would rather have been held ransom at the point of a gun Then to suffer indignation for something I hadn't done No matter how I try, I just can't say goodbye No matter what you say, looks like I'm here to stay Looks like I'm here to stay