| Song | Hello Operator |
| Artist | The White Stripes |
| Album | Under Great White Northern Lights B-Shows |
| Hello operator | |
| Can you give me number nine? | |
| Can I see you later? | |
| Will you give me back my dime? | |
| Turn the oscillator | |
| Twist it with a dollar bill | |
| Mail man bring the paper | |
| Leave it on my window sill | |
| Find a canary | |
| A bird to bring my message home | |
| Carry my obituary | |
| My coffin doesn't have a phone | |
| How you gonna get the money? | |
| Send papers to an empty home | |
| How you gonna get the money? | |
| Nobody to answer the phone |