Gather round kids, it’s story time 
Let me try to convince you this tale is not mine 
This boy is special but he doesn’t know 
And that’s just the way the story goes 
Chapter 1, an introduction, say hello to the kid 
Bit of an oddball, nobody saw the world quite like he did 
He was a happy funny child and quite rarely it varied 
Despite the fact he has no memory of his parents happily married 
He just remembers early mornings with the screaming and the fighting 
Escaped his rotten spot by his continuously lying 
He then he started his writing, stories, essays, and raps 
Always tried to make his friends laugh instead of going to class 
See he was smart, not a genius, but he knew how to get by 
With minimal effort, it made him L-A-Z-Y 
So when it came to higher learning and he didn’t know to study 
He dropped out after two years wasting a lot of daddy’s money 
And he feels just like a burden and a charity case 
You can see the stress cover his face, he’s out of place 
And he feels inadequate, so he’s picking some fights 
Cause a life of minimum wage the only thing in his sights 
It’s like… 
Chapter 2 deals with the love life, or the lack thereof 
Dying a virgin makes him nauseous but he keeps his head up 
He met a girl that he loved, but he got in too deep 
And the opinions they spill out from everyone that he meets 
They tell him stay away from her, your disrespecting yourself 
She’s gonna marry that man, he tells them that he needs help 
But all they ever tell him is to just get over her 
Little did he know after one year that he’d wished he never talked to her 
And when she’s wasted she gets stupid, spillin drinks on her blouse 
He laughs when she walks her pretty drunk ass out of his house 
Realized that she’s not prefect, in fact very for from it 
Brain knew it all along, just took his heart some time to confront it 
Over 700 miles keeps the two of them apart 
Not his fault that the girl straight owns a piece of his heart 
Used to obsesses on the daily but now he thinks she’s just nothin’ 
Lied right to his face each time she would tell him she loves him 
Chapter 3 about the arson. Many bridges he burned 
He says that he is a good friend but that some people never learn 
And maybe he’s right, knows he’s not the king of polite 
He doesn’t talk shit about the guys he hungout with last night 
But through the grapevine he learns a lot about himself 
From a guy that he considered incredibly top shelf 
Been bad mouthed him for years, it caused him disgust 
Now another name on a list of males our hero can’t trust 
Disassociates with those that diss his love and his brother 
And he’ll punch you in the jaw, say the wrong thing bout his mother 
He let it compound, stayed home alone with a Gamecube 
Came this close to posting emo shit onto YouTube 
Rage it would build, got attitude like young Ice Cube 
He spends too much time trying to convince you he’s a good dude 
BFF is bullshit and completely irrelevant 
Too many if’s in this world for anything that is permanent