| Song | Story Time |
| Artist | Beefy |
| Album | Rolling Doubles |
| Gather round kids, it’s story time | |
| Let me try to convince you this tale is not mine | |
| This boy is special but he doesn’t know | |
| And that’s just the way the story goes | |
| Chapter 1, an introduction, say hello to the kid | |
| Bit of an oddball, nobody saw the world quite like he did | |
| He was a happy funny child and quite rarely it varied | |
| Despite the fact he has no memory of his parents happily married | |
| He just remembers early mornings with the screaming and the fighting | |
| Escaped his rotten spot by his continuously lying | |
| He then he started his writing, stories, essays, and raps | |
| Always tried to make his friends laugh instead of going to class | |
| See he was smart, not a genius, but he knew how to get by | |
| With minimal effort, it made him L-A-Z-Y | |
| So when it came to higher learning and he didn’t know to study | |
| He dropped out after two years wasting a lot of daddy’s money | |
| And he feels just like a burden and a charity case | |
| You can see the stress cover his face, he’s out of place | |
| And he feels inadequate, so he’s picking some fights | |
| Cause a life of minimum wage the only thing in his sights | |
| It’s like… | |
| Chapter 2 deals with the love life, or the lack thereof | |
| Dying a virgin makes him nauseous but he keeps his head up | |
| He met a girl that he loved, but he got in too deep | |
| And the opinions they spill out from everyone that he meets | |
| They tell him stay away from her, your disrespecting yourself | |
| She’s gonna marry that man, he tells them that he needs help | |
| But all they ever tell him is to just get over her | |
| Little did he know after one year that he’d wished he never talked to her | |
| And when she’s wasted she gets stupid, spillin drinks on her blouse | |
| He laughs when she walks her pretty drunk ass out of his house | |
| Realized that she’s not prefect, in fact very for from it | |
| Brain knew it all along, just took his heart some time to confront it | |
| Over 700 miles keeps the two of them apart | |
| Not his fault that the girl straight owns a piece of his heart | |
| Used to obsesses on the daily but now he thinks she’s just nothin’ | |
| Lied right to his face each time she would tell him she loves him | |
| Chapter 3 about the arson. Many bridges he burned | |
| He says that he is a good friend but that some people never learn | |
| And maybe he’s right, knows he’s not the king of polite | |
| He doesn’t talk shit about the guys he hungout with last night | |
| But through the grapevine he learns a lot about himself | |
| From a guy that he considered incredibly top shelf | |
| Been bad mouthed him for years, it caused him disgust | |
| Now another name on a list of males our hero can’t trust | |
| Disassociates with those that diss his love and his brother | |
| And he’ll punch you in the jaw, say the wrong thing bout his mother | |
| He let it compound, stayed home alone with a Gamecube | |
| Came this close to posting emo shit onto YouTube | |
| Rage it would build, got attitude like young Ice Cube | |
| He spends too much time trying to convince you he’s a good dude | |
| BFF is bullshit and completely irrelevant | |
| Too many if’s in this world for anything that is permanent |
| Gather round kids, it' s story time | |
| Let me try to convince you this tale is not mine | |
| This boy is special but he doesn' t know | |
| And that' s just the way the story goes | |
| Chapter 1, an introduction, say hello to the kid | |
| Bit of an oddball, nobody saw the world quite like he did | |
| He was a happy funny child and quite rarely it varied | |
| Despite the fact he has no memory of his parents happily married | |
| He just remembers early mornings with the screaming and the fighting | |
| Escaped his rotten spot by his continuously lying | |
| He then he started his writing, stories, essays, and raps | |
| Always tried to make his friends laugh instead of going to class | |
| See he was smart, not a genius, but he knew how to get by | |
| With minimal effort, it made him LAZY | |
| So when it came to higher learning and he didn' t know to study | |
| He dropped out after two years wasting a lot of daddy' s money | |
| And he feels just like a burden and a charity case | |
| You can see the stress cover his face, he' s out of place | |
| And he feels inadequate, so he' s picking some fights | |
| Cause a life of minimum wage the only thing in his sights | |
| It' s like | |
| Chapter 2 deals with the love life, or the lack thereof | |
| Dying a virgin makes him nauseous but he keeps his head up | |
| He met a girl that he loved, but he got in too deep | |
| And the opinions they spill out from everyone that he meets | |
| They tell him stay away from her, your disrespecting yourself | |
| She' s gonna marry that man, he tells them that he needs help | |
| But all they ever tell him is to just get over her | |
| Little did he know after one year that he' d wished he never talked to her | |
| And when she' s wasted she gets stupid, spillin drinks on her blouse | |
| He laughs when she walks her pretty drunk ass out of his house | |
| Realized that she' s not prefect, in fact very for from it | |
| Brain knew it all along, just took his heart some time to confront it | |
| Over 700 miles keeps the two of them apart | |
| Not his fault that the girl straight owns a piece of his heart | |
| Used to obsesses on the daily but now he thinks she' s just nothin' | |
| Lied right to his face each time she would tell him she loves him | |
| Chapter 3 about the arson. Many bridges he burned | |
| He says that he is a good friend but that some people never learn | |
| And maybe he' s right, knows he' s not the king of polite | |
| He doesn' t talk shit about the guys he hungout with last night | |
| But through the grapevine he learns a lot about himself | |
| From a guy that he considered incredibly top shelf | |
| Been bad mouthed him for years, it caused him disgust | |
| Now another name on a list of males our hero can' t trust | |
| Disassociates with those that diss his love and his brother | |
| And he' ll punch you in the jaw, say the wrong thing bout his mother | |
| He let it compound, stayed home alone with a Gamecube | |
| Came this close to posting emo shit onto YouTube | |
| Rage it would build, got attitude like young Ice Cube | |
| He spends too much time trying to convince you he' s a good dude | |
| BFF is bullshit and completely irrelevant | |
| Too many if' s in this world for anything that is permanent |