Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat 
Loop it all night. Ya got this track on repeat 
From the northwest, but I’m bring the heat 
You can call me Beef 
Tbyte hits you all with the spirit 
Beefy hits the rest with the lyrics 
Wrapped around nothing specific 
I’m not great dude, I’m terrific 
Yo I’ve been here before 
In the 509 I’m causing war 
In the 206 I hit the blitz 
Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix 
Straight nerdcore rap machine 
Running shit like Commander Keen 
Call me up if your eighteen 
Yo I’m only mean without caffeine 
So when I get my fix 
I’ll send yall to the river styx 
Tell Charon I said hi 
Ladies, Beefy’s in short supply 
So get him while you can 
Boyfriend? Baby leave that man 
Shouldn’t be a hard decision 
You’re the Witch and I’m the Vision 
Now we can figure out 
All the silly things we’ll joke about 
I’ve got skill and I’ve got power 
And badass like MC Router 
Beefy’s got a killer flow 
Tell me something I don’t know 
Router’s known to pop the glock 
While Beefy’s playing Bioshock 
Welcome to the circus of value and I can tell you right now 
That if I got me my plasmids I’ll take you out with a BLAOOOW! 
Beefy makes your brain explode 
Unbeatable like Battletoads 
Empty out that Tattoo bottle 
Then adventure like Full Throttle 
Sour like lemonade 
Just need two coins for the arcade 
Then spend all day on MvC 
The sequel, homeslice, naturally 
I don’t know what I found 
But I know I hold it down 
Nerdcore might be what ya call it 
Can’t get enough like an alcoholic 
I hear them cry and plea 
I can’t stop singing Play With Me 
And Table Top’s stuck in my head 
We love Beefy from A to Zed 
What can I say 
With just one hook I’ll make your day 
Just one verse I can make your year 
Like Killface I’ll destroy your ear 
Not with teeth just with my sound 
My magic here is world renowned 
And with every site I visit 
I make each domain so exquisite 
Other rappers whisper curses 
But still begging me for verses 
All powerful like Zeus 
Like Zander Crews dude I yell Boosh 
Ladies like feel on my wuubs 
And giggle while we’re watching Scrubs 
I’m a spaz just like JD 
And narcotic too like Dr. Reed