I gotta do the laundry, pick up the kid
 Clean up the mess on the top of what I did
 While I dream about the things I never did
 And it won't be long till I do it all again
 I gotta mow the lawn and pay out the bills
 Fix the door and heat up the grill
 I feel that I might be over the hill
 And I wonder if I ever get to chill
 Give me when I'm out of the house
 By myself, without my spouse
 With on kids, or chores to do
 Leave me alone
 Or I just might kill you
 I gotta change the diapers, contact friends
 Bake the darkened breads, feed again
 The madness seems like it will never end
 And I call you three times, tell me where have you been？
 My honey do list. This‘s half my all own
 I did all the tests, but I guess I didn't wrong
 Then I'll rest just call the more bad news
 So long to that Caribbean cruise
 Give me when I'm out of the house
 By myself, without my spouse
 With on kids, or chores to do
 Leave me alone
 With no one touching me
 I could live it up after I pee
 I could finally get some sleep
 And if I snore, my wife can ask me to leave
 I could burgle a glass of wine
 For once, I could just waste some time
 Give me when I'm out of the house
 By myself, without my spouse
 With on kids, or chores to do
 Leave me alone
 Or I just might kill you
 Baby, I know I love you
 But look out, I just might kill you u u~
 (Ha ha ha)
 (Honey, could you give me a back rub?)