Man, I'm gonna tell you my story
Go on and tell about it
Go on and tell about it more
Just what I've been doing
What you've been doing, Ry ?
Well, you know I used to be particular
About the womens that I picked
Aha, yeah, they used to be tender
Lean and tall, that's all
But the way things has been going
I'll take 'em knock-kneed and bow-legged
What? I'll even take 'em bald, oh no man
I'll tell you why, please, tell me why
Every woman I know
Is crazy 'bout an automobile
Every woman I know
Is crazy 'bout an automobile
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heels
He-hey, every woman I know
Crazy 'bout an automobile
Oh, every woman I know
Crazy 'bout an automobile
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heels
Now, look it here
They say, walking women home
Is a thing of the past
Women wants to ride
And ride around in class
Some like Cadillacs, boys
Some like Fords
Some like anything
As long as it rolls
Crazy 'bout an automobile
That's right
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heels
Well, every woman I know
She's crazy 'bout an automobile
Every woman I know
Crazy 'bout an automobile
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heels
One more thing I wanna tell you
Said, riding and loving
Just can't be beat
You and your woman
In your own front seat
Now, she can play with your keys
Shift your gears
Turn on your radio
Just loud enough to hear
Now, she can turn up your heat
And flip on your fan
And then you start rolling
Just as fast as you can
Crazy 'bout an automobile, alright
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heels
Well, every woman I know
Crazy 'bout an automobile
Here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heels
Man, when I get some money
I just got to get me
Some kind of automobile
You know it seem like
The women in this town
Just don't pay no attention to you
'Less you're driving
Nothing but rubber heels
Look at that big, fine
Buick over there
Ooh, I like that one
See, now, looks like
Someone left the keys in it
Oh, let's take a ride
Nothing but rubber heels