There was a guy An under water guy who controlled the sea Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge From New York and New Jersey This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven The creature in the sky Got sucked in a hole Now there's a hole in the sky And the ground's not cold And if the ground's not cold Everything is gonna burn We'll all take turns I'll get mine, too This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven Rock me Joe If man is 5 If man is 5 If man is 5 Then the devil is 6 Then the devil is 6 Then the devil is 6 Then the devil is 6 Then the devil is 6 Then God is 7 Then God is 7 Then God is 7 This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven This monkey's gone to Heaven