A barrel full of monkies would be
Quite a lot of fun
So won't you tell me
Where I can get one?
Maybe there's a baby I can
Dress Comme des Garcons
Oh yes I want one
A really cute one
There's a Vivienne Westwood baby
Here on page sixteen
Of the new edition
Of my favourite magazine

Keep reading Vogue Bambini
Drink a glass of dry Martini
Lie down and go BAM BAM!

Boys are just like babies they do
Things that babies do
They go BAM BAM!
And bring the house down
I've got Johnson's bubble bath
I've got baby shampoo
But not the baby
The monkey won't do
With my pop star boyfriend,sitting
In our little flat
Hoping that my tummy will just
Suddenly go fat

Keep reading Vogue Bambini
Drink a glass of dry Martini
Lie down and go BAM BAM!

Est ce que ce petit bebe est a toi mademoiselle?
Parce que,si ce n'est pas a toi,je veux l'emporter chez moi.
Ah oui,j'aime tellement les enfants,je les aime vachement.
Regardez,dans ce mensuel Italien,les bambinis fantastiques!

Keep reading Vogue Bambini
Drink a glass of dry Martini
Lie down and go BAM BAM!

I keep reading Vogue Bambini
In my little flat
Hoping that my tummy will just
Suddenly go fat

Vogue Italia Bambini
Shake and stir me like Martini
Lie down,BAM BAM!