They're black they're brown They're up they're down They're in they're out They're all about They're far they're near They're gone they're here They're quick and slick They're insincere Beware Beware Be a very wary bear A Heffalump or Woozle is very con-fuzle The Heffalump or Woozle's very sly, sly, sly, sly They come in ones and twoozles but if they so choozles before your eyes, you'll see them multiply-ply-ply-ply They're extra-ordinary so better be wary Because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size If honey is what you covet you'll find that they love it Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize They're green they're blue They're pink they're white They're round they're square They're a terrible sight They tie themselves In horrible knots They come in stripes Or polka-dots Beware Beware Be a very wary bear (Musical interlude) Honey Pots (variously): They're extra-ordinary so better be wary Because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size If honey is what you covet you'll find that they love it Because they'll guzzle up the things you prize They're black they're brown They're up they're down They're in they're out They're all about They're far they're near They're gone they're here They're quick and slick They're insincere Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware!