{One, two One, two} Every beach has a clown who thinks he knows it all (Hang ten outta Santa Fe when surf comes out tomorrow, let's go) And he's always practicing his cowabunga call (Cowabunga) But the menace scrambles when the big waves start to roll (Wss shh) 'Cause there's nothing worse than a gremmie out of control Gremmie out of control Gremmie out of control There's nothing worse than a gremmie out of control The kids all know that a gremmie's talk is cheap (Ride the hula han over the pipeline bonsai to the saddle bowl) Though they just try to ignore this ugly creep (Cowabunga) His board is always full of dings 'cause he's always doing stupid things And there's nothing worse than a gremmie out of control Gremmie out of control Gremmie out of control There's nothing worse than a gremmie out of control Gremmie out of control Gremmie out of control There's nothing worse than a gremmie out of control There's nothing worse than a gremmie out of control There's nothing worse than a gremmie out of control