Songwriters: BURCHIA, THOMAS / WELZER, MARTIN
 No more maybes
 Your baby's got rabies
 Sitting on a ball
 In the middle of the Andes
 Yeah, i'm a freak of nature
 Yeah, i'm a freak
 If only I could be as cool as you
 As cool as you
 Body and soul I'm a freak
 I'm a freak Body and soul
 I'm a freak
 Try to be different
 Well get a different disease
 Seems it's in fashion
 To need the coldsore cream
 Yeah, i'm a freak of nature
 Yeah, i'm a freak
 I don't really know
 How to put on a "cool" show
 As boring as they come
 Just tell me where to go
 If only I could be as cool as you
 As cool as you
 As cool as you 
 As cool as you
 Body and soul im a freak, im a freak
 Body and soul im a freak, im a freak
 Freak