[ti:role model] [ar:eminem] [00:01.63]Ok I'm going to attempt to drown myself [00:03.89]You can try this at home [00:05.48]you can be just like me （Mic check 12We recording ） [00:19.66]Im cancerous and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this [00:22.06]And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus [00:24.86]I'd strangle you to death then choke you again （ack） [00:27.01]Then broke your fucking legs til'your [00:28.76]bones poke through your skin（AAWW）! [00:29.82]You beef with me Im-a even the score equally [00:32.23]take on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally [00:35.08]I get you blunted off of funny home grown [00:37.24]Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono（OH NO!!） [00:40.50]And If I said I never did drugs that would mean I lie [00:43.50]AND get fucked more that the President does! [00:45.38]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert [00:48.07]I ripped his fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbert （bitch） [00:51.18]My nerves hurt lately Im on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice [00:54.32]and ripped out his blonde dreads （fuck） [00:56.22]Every girl I ever went out with was going lez' [00:58.57]Follow me and do excactly like the song says [01:01.03]Smoke weed take pills drop outta school kill people and drink [01:04.08]jump behind wheel like it was still legal [01:06.50]Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal [01:08.89]so Im dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill [01:11.37]Some people only see that Im white ignoring skill [01:13.91]Cos'I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill [01:16.56]But I dont get pissed ya'll dont even see through the mist [01:19.18]How the fuck can I be white I dont even exist [01:21.66]I get a clean shave bath go to a rave die from an overdose [01:24.91]and dig myself up out of my grave [01:26.82]My middle finger won't go down how do I wave [01:29.59]And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave! [01:32.93]Now follow me and do excactly what you see [01:35.04]Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me [01:37.28]I slap women and eat shrooms then O D [01:40.24]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me ! [01:43.11]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole [01:45.31]when we heard a knock on the door （knock）must ′ve been Ron Gold' [01:48.55]Jumped behind the door put the orgy on hold [01:50.55]Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco （We did it!） [01:53.76]My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk [01:55.82]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt [01:58.18]I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer [02:00.77]That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer （psssssssh） [02:03.73]My rap style's warped I'm runnin out the morgue [02:06.49]witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch （scream） [02:09.57]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on [02:11.96]and beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn [02:14.44]Im about as normal as Norman Baites with deformative traits [02:16.81]A premature birth that was four minutes late [02:19.89]Mother are you there I love you -I never meant to hit you [02:23.82]on the head with that shovel [02:26.20]（Evil laugh） [02:26.46]Will someone please explain to my [02:27.42]brains that I just severed a main vein [02:28.76]with a chainsaw and Im in pain [02:30.07]I take a breather and sighed either I'm high or I'm nuts [02:33.18]Cause if you ain't tiltin this room neither am I [02:35.28]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass [02:38.43]then it probably is obvious I got it on with her [02:40.91]Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with [02:42.87]I bought Cage's tape opened it and dubbed over it [02:45.84]I came to a club drunk and with a fake ID [02:48.14]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me [02:50.36]I've been with 10women who got HIV [02:52.75]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me [02:55.67]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee [02:58.62]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me! [03:01.45]I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree [03:04.02]You probably wanna grow up the JUST like <-1>me!!