| Song | Why Don't We Get Drunk |
| Artist | Jimmy Buffett |
| Album | A Pirate's Treasure - 20 Jimmy Buffett Gems |
| Lyrics：Marvin Gardens Music：Marvin Gardens | |
| I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here | |
| Your voice sounds so wonderful | |
| But yer face don't look too clear | |
| So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew | |
| Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw | |
| Chorus: | |
| Why don't we get drunk and screw | |
| I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you | |
| They say you are a snuff queen | |
| Honey I don't think that's true | |
| So, why don't we get drunk and screw | |
| Spoken: 'Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go...' | |
| (swing instrumental) | |
| Chorus: | |
| Why don't we get drunk and screw | |
| I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you | |
| They say you are a snuff queen | |
| Honey I don't think that's true | |
| So why don't we get drunk and screw | |
| Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!) | |
| Why don't we get drunk and screw |
| Lyrics: Marvin Gardens Music: Marvin Gardens | |
| I really do appreciate the fact you' re sittin' here | |
| Your voice sounds so wonderful | |
| But yer face don' t look too clear | |
| So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew | |
| Honey, why don' t we get drunk and screw | |
| Chorus: | |
| Why don' t we get drunk and screw | |
| I just bought a water bed, it' s filled up for me and you | |
| They say you are a snuff queen | |
| Honey I don' t think that' s true | |
| So, why don' t we get drunk and screw | |
| Spoken: ' Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go...' | |
| swing instrumental | |
| Chorus: | |
| Why don' t we get drunk and screw | |
| I just bought a waterbed it' s filled up for me and you | |
| They say you are a snuff queen | |
| Honey I don' t think that' s true | |
| So why don' t we get drunk and screw | |
| Yeah, now baby I say, Lord! | |
| Why don' t we get drunk and screw |