[00:00.796]I make a date for golf
[00:19.494]And you can bet your life it rains
[00:23.627]I try to give a party
[00:27.235]And the guy upstairs complains
[00:31.699]I guess I'll go through life
[00:35.651]Just catching colds and missing trains.
[00:40.412]Everything happens to me
[00:45.806]I never miss a thing
[00:51.683]I've had the measles and the mumps
[00:56.507]And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps.
[01:03.971]I guess I'm just a fool
[01:08.556]Who never looks before he jumps
[01:12.712]Everything happens to me
[01:17.981]At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
[01:28.123]That love would turn the trick to end despair
[01:35.389]But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[01:45.003]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.
[01:52.214]I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an air mail special too
[02:01.259]Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due
[02:09.418]I fell in love just once
[02:15.050]And then it had to be with you
[02:18.867]Everything happens to me
[02:26.674]I've telegraphed and phoned
[03:03.714]I sent an air mail special too
[03:08.186]Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due
[03:16.602]I fell in love just once
[03:21.818]And then it had to be with you.
[03:24.765]Everything happens to me