[00:17.44] The hair on my belly is touching my chest - the hair on my chest is touching my shoulders
[00:22.56] It looks like I'm wearing a permanent sweater - I'm working my way toward backfur
[00:27.86] The hair on my ass is rising up - the hair on my head is falling down
[00:32.70] I got a spider mole that's spreading her legs - she's laying her eggs in backfur
[00:49.03] I had a smooth body 'long time ago - then gravity gave me a few folds
[00:53.77] Somebody shot me with a beast gun square on - the pellets were seeds of backfur
[00:58.97] My body's 'lot wider than it used to be - too much a taste of the old country
[01:04.55] Inherited my simian ancestry - I'm working my way toward backfur
[01:10.07] I used to think I was invincible (10 years ago)
[01:15.21] So many things I didn't know
[01:19.47] I never knew how cruel the world can be (silly me)
[01:25.54] My time was not complete
[01:27.50] Poor me (poor me) I'm dying
[01:40.68] I pushed my mind to a future height - and balanced with a pre-historic body type
[01:46.05] Just give me my speedos and put me on a beach - I'm sporting my rolls of backfur
[01:51.13] I keep a short comb on a stick - to pick out the occasional deer ticks
[01:55.71] I can't afford electrolysis - face down I'm a rug of backfur
[02:01.95] I'm pushing harder but I'm losing speed (moving so slow)
[02:06.91] So many miles left to go
[02:12.47] I knew but couldn't feel mortality (silly me)
[02:17.62] My time was not complete
[02:19.66] Poor me (poor me) I'm dying
[02:32.68] I used to be a fatty fatback - an inch away from my heart-attack
[02:58.60] I'm pushing my luck I'm chasing hot dog trucks - I'm shaded from the sun with backfur
[03:03.58] I'm hosting a family of mosquitoes - they live beneath the thicket of Velcro
[03:09.41] They can't find my cholesterol-high-blood-rich skin - they can't find their way out of my backfur
[03:14.13] I didn't know my life was on the clock
[03:20.22] Won't close my eyes anymore
[03:24.71] A new year passes every time I blink - or so I think
[03:30.39] My time was not complete
[03:32.70] Poor me - I'm dying
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