A long ass fucking time ago In a town called kickapoo There lived a humble family Religious through and through But,Hey there was a black sheep And he knew just what to do His name was young JB and he refused to step in line A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align \"Oh the dragon\'s balls were blazing As I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his fucking cockles With my long and shiny blade