[00:00.590]A fine romance, with no kisses
[00:24.078]A fine romance, my friend this is
[00:32.415]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:40.510]But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
[00:48.005]A fine romance, you won't nestle
[00:56.246]A fine romance, you won't wrestle
[01:04.477]I might as well play bridge
[01:07.301]With my old maid aunt
[01:10.916]I haven't got a chance
[01:14.573]This is a fine romance
[01:20.105]A fine romance, my good fellow
[01:28.124]You take romance, I'll take jello
[01:36.117]You're calmer than the seals
[01:39.380]In the Arctic Ocean
[01:43.484]At least they flap their fins
[01:47.039]To express emotion
[01:51.477]A fine romance with no quarrels
[02:00.004]With no insults and all morals
[02:07.804]I've never mussed the crease
[02:10.949]In your blue serge pants
[02:14.172]I never get the chance
[02:17.924]This is a fine romance
[02:23.596]A fine romance, with no kisses
[02:31.748]A fine romance, my friend this is
[02:39.531]We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
[02:45.812]But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder
[02:54.773]A fine romance, with no clinches
[03:03.214]A fine romance, with no pinches
[03:11.203]You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
[03:17.403]I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance!