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Song ゆっこのギャグ百连発 (off vocal)
Artist 本多真梨子
Album ゆっこのスラマッパギだよ人生は

Lyrics

[ti:ゆっこのギャグ百连発]
[ar:本多真梨子]
[00:00.802] 在天气这麼好的日子
[00:02.682] 要不要买个数字键盘呢？
[00:05.591] ...咦咦！？
[00:07.624] CV ：本多真梨子
[00:21.485] 磨练已久的笑话技能
[00:25.117] 如今正是展示之时
[00:28.962] 我可是牺牲了写作业跟读书的时间
[00:34.917] 要是笑到肚子抽筋我可不负责喔
[00:43.538] 好了大家都做好觉悟了吧要上啦！！！！
[00:48.310] 因太过强烈的酷暑而患了脱毛症！
[00:50.292] 蜈蚣有够让人火大
[00:51.967] 防空洞我GO
[00:53.642] 谷很高兴的说是山谷
[00:55.521] 因为是我涂了睫毛膏
[00:57.451] 小男孩玩到车子来为止
[00:59.76] 盲肠之类的超糟糕的
[01:00.446] 海狗从山崖上掉下来了
[01:02.529] 小男孩噗通的掉进池里了
[01:04.911] 猫呀啊的吓一跳
[01:05.978] 砖头不想碎就该效仿岩石
[01:07.705] 野口英世的抱怨真过分
[01:09.729] 中国的苍蝇是超究极苍蝇
[01:11.202] 吃羊羹还是在洋楼吃比较好
[01:13.190] 父亲大人要通过了
[01:14.408] 安地斯神鹰冲进地面了
[01:16.186] OH ！零反应！
[01:19.341] 为什麼为什麼
[01:22.640] 有听到吗爆笑爆弹
[01:30.28] Super Ultra Great Delicious Wonderful
[01:33.330] 无表情！！
[01:35.869] 拜托笑吧请笑一笑吧
[01:42.268] 这些都是我熬夜想出来如宝石般的名作
[01:49.530] 请微笑吧请微笑吧
[01:55.978] 这样子我不就像是说了无聊的话一样吗
[02:11.317] 到刚刚为止的事
[02:14.516] 一定是我作的白日梦之一对吧
[02:18.20] 这麼的有趣的笑话
[02:21.917] 攻击力有八万
[02:25.54] 大家请仔细听好了我要用强烈的一击来做见面礼
[02:32.457] 地理的预习非常确实啊嘎吧（表示吃惊或困惑的叫声起源自元俳优伴淳三郎）
[02:38.240] 协调没有这样的啦
[02:39.914] 蒙布朗上面有奇怪的米糠
[02:42.189] 来去中国吧
[02:43.535] 你那鳖脚的笑话还是算了吧莎莉
[02:45.260] 教授的工作都在当天做完
[02:47.240] 有多麼的喜欢威士忌呢？
[02:48.765] 这个鸟肉有够难拿的
[02:50.392] 明明只是新手该怎麼办
[02:52.221] 来进去厕所
[02:53.591] 惑星有味道木星也有味道
[02:55.572] 野兽的腌渍物
[02:57.43] 也来坐单轨铁路吧
[02:58.921] 梅子苏打好像很好喝的样子
[03:00.851] 萨凡纳的热带乾湿季气候
[03:02.475] 我要切断金属线罗哇讨厌
[03:04.100] 鲑鱼子要多少钱
[03:05.438] 拜托笑吧请笑一笑吧
[03:11.174] 照这样下去会因为太过丢脸而一个人漫无目的的旅行
[03:18.828] 请微笑吧请微笑吧
[03:25.366] 但是我还没有放弃
[03:29.78] 下一波下一波要接著上了
[03:33.38] 要吃冰吗啊真不错呐
[03:34.714] 窗帘是赢不了的
[03:36.441] 撒上盐的话就枯萎了
[03:38.319] 轮胎爆胎就让它退役吧
[03:39.944] 被太阳照得好痛喔
[03:41.670] 要是内藏不在的话我是不会说的
[03:43.752] 来泡纽约的温泉
[03:45.72] 要是吃了白菜会有口臭
[03:46.901] 在吃到饱自助餐吃上两倍钱的份
[03:49.85] 母亲哈哈哈的笑
[03:50.556] 北海道的暖暖包
[03:52.130] 妖怪溶解了？
[03:53.654] 要煎药草了喔
[03:55.278] 有山就是山梨县
[03:57.05] 棉被飘走了！
[03:58.732] 葡萄也飘走了！飘啊！！！！
[04:03.961] ...噗<2385,-244232,0>酱

Pinyin

ti: bǎi lián fā
ar: běn duō zhēn lí zǐ
[00:00.802] zài tiān qì zhè me hǎo de rì zi
[00:02.682] yào bú yào mǎi gè shù zì jiàn pán ne?
[00:05.591] ... yí yí!?
[00:07.624] CV : běn duō zhēn lí zǐ
[00:21.485] mó liàn yǐ jiǔ de xiào huà jì néng
[00:25.117] rú jīn zhèng shì zhǎn shì zhī shí
[00:28.962] wǒ kě shì xī shēng le xiě zuò yè gēn dú shū de shí jiān
[00:34.917] yào shì xiào dào dǔ zi chōu jīn wǒ kě bù fù zé ō
[00:43.538] hǎo le dà jiā dōu zuò hǎo jué wù le ba yào shàng la!!!!
[00:48.310] yīn tài guò qiáng liè de kù shǔ ér huàn le tuō máo zhèng!
[00:50.292] wú gōng yǒu gòu ràng rén huǒ dà
[00:51.967] fáng kōng dòng wǒ GO
[00:53.642] gǔ hěn gāo xìng de shuō shì shān gǔ
[00:55.521] yīn wéi shì wǒ tú le jié máo gāo
[00:57.451] xiǎo nán hái wán dào chē zi lái wéi zhǐ
[00:59.76] máng cháng zhī lèi de chāo zāo gāo de
[01:00.446] hǎi gǒu cóng shān yá shàng diào xià lái le
[01:02.529] xiǎo nán hái pū tōng de diào jìn chí lǐ le
[01:04.911] māo ya a de xià yī tiào
[01:05.978] zhuān tóu bù xiǎng suì jiù gāi xiào fǎng yán shí
[01:07.705] yě kǒu yīng shì de bào yuàn zhēn guò fèn
[01:09.729] zhōng guó de cāng yíng shì chāo jiū jí cāng yíng
[01:11.202] chī yáng gēng hái shì zài yáng lóu chī bǐ jiào hǎo
[01:13.190] fù qīn dà rén yào tōng guò le
[01:14.408] ān dì sī shén yīng chōng jìn dì miàn le
[01:16.186] OH ! líng fǎn yìng!
[01:19.341] wèi shí me wèi shí me
[01:22.640] yǒu tīng dào ma bào xiào bào dàn
[01:30.28] Super Ultra Great Delicious Wonderful
[01:33.330] wú biǎo qíng!!
[01:35.869] bài tuō xiào ba qǐng xiào yī xiào ba
[01:42.268] zhèi xiē dōu shì wǒ áo yè xiǎng chū lái rú bǎo shí bān de míng zuò
[01:49.530] qǐng wēi xiào ba qǐng wēi xiào ba
[01:55.978] zhè yàng zi wǒ bù jiù xiàng shì shuō liǎo wú liáo de huà yí yàng ma
[02:11.317] dào gāng gāng wéi zhǐ de shì
[02:14.516] yí dìng shì wǒ zuò de bái rì mèng zhī yī duì ba
[02:18.20] zhè me de yǒu qù de xiào huà
[02:21.917] gōng jī lì yǒu bā wàn
[02:25.54] dà jiā qǐng zǐ xì tīng hǎo le wǒ yào yòng qiáng liè de yī jī lái zuò jiàn miàn lǐ
[02:32.457] dì lǐ de yù xí fēi cháng què shí a gā ba biǎo shì chī jīng huò kùn huò de jiào shēng qǐ yuán zì yuán pái yōu bàn chún sān láng
[02:38.240] xié tiáo méi yǒu zhè yàng de la
[02:39.914] méng bù lǎng shàng miàn yǒu qí guài de mǐ kāng
[02:42.189] lái qù zhōng guó ba
[02:43.535] nǐ nà biē jiǎo de xiào huà hái shì suàn le ba shā lì
[02:45.260] jiào shòu de gōng zuò dōu zài dàng tiān zuò wán
[02:47.240] yǒu duō me de xǐ huān wēi shì jì ne?
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[02:50.392] míng míng zhǐ shì xīn shǒu gāi zěn me bàn
[02:52.221] lái jìn qù cè suǒ
[02:53.591] huò xīng yǒu wèi dào mù xīng yě yǒu wèi dào
[02:55.572] yě shòu de yān zì wù
[02:57.43] yě lái zuò dān guǐ tiě lù ba
[02:58.921] méi zǐ sū dá hǎo xiàng hěn hǎo hē de yàng zi
[03:00.851] sà fán nà de rè dài gān shī jì qì hòu
[03:02.475] wǒ yào qiē duàn jīn shǔ xiàn luó wa tǎo yàn
[03:04.100] guī yú zǐ yào duō shǎo qián
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[03:11.174] zhào zhè yàng xià qù huì yīn wèi tài guò diū liǎn ér yí ge rén màn wú mù dì de lǚ xíng
[03:18.828] qǐng wēi xiào ba qǐng wēi xiào ba
[03:25.366] dàn shì wǒ hái méi yǒu fàng qì
[03:29.78] xià yī bō xià yī bō yào jiē zhe shàng le
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[03:49.85] mǔ qīn hā hā hā de xiào
[03:50.556] běi hǎi dào de nuǎn nuǎn bāo
[03:52.130] yāo guài róng jiě le?
[03:53.654] yào jiān yào cǎo le ō
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[03:57.05] mián bèi piāo zǒu le!
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