| Song | The Band That Wouldn't Die |
| Artist | Dwarves |
| Album | Short Music For Short People |
| Time to kill and cut to size | |
| Anyone who would criticize | |
| The band that wouldn’t die-ie-ie | |
| We’re slut-core you fuckin’ whore | |
| Best you recognize | |
| We are the band that wouldn’t die-ie-ie | |
| And you had best to recognize | |
| Here lie The Dwarves | |
| The Jesuses of cool | |
| Here lie The Dwarves | |
| No reason and no proo-oo-oof | |
| Here lie the dwarves | |
| Like turd in swimmin’ pool | |
| We got to do what we (Do what we) | |
| Do what we (Do what we) | |
| Time to kill and cut to size | |
| Anyone who would criticize | |
| The band that wouldn’t die-ie-ie | |
| And you had best to recognize | |
| And say good-bye |
| Time to kill and cut to size | |
| Anyone who would criticize | |
| The band that wouldn' t dieieie | |
| We' re slutcore you fuckin' whore | |
| Best you recognize | |
| We are the band that wouldn' t dieieie | |
| And you had best to recognize | |
| Here lie The Dwarves | |
| The Jesuses of cool | |
| Here lie The Dwarves | |
| No reason and no proooooof | |
| Here lie the dwarves | |
| Like turd in swimmin' pool | |
| We got to do what we Do what we | |
| Do what we Do what we | |
| Time to kill and cut to size | |
| Anyone who would criticize | |
| The band that wouldn' t dieieie | |
| And you had best to recognize | |
| And say goodbye |