| Song | See Her Pee |
| Artist | NOFX |
| Album | Short Music For Short People |
| She had lips like stereo, | |
| With the bass and treble down. | |
| She's got tits like microwaves | |
| Burritos that explode. | |
| What I wouldn't give to see her pee... | |
| Between 2 parked cars, | |
| On a well lit street, | |
| 5th and main. |