[00:08.30]First night that I went home
[00:11.81]Drunk as I could be
[00:15.09]There's another mule in the stable
[00:18.60]Where my mule ought to be
[00:22.26]Come here honey E
[00:26.19]Xplain yourself to me
[00:29.15]How come another mule in the stable
[00:32.64]Where my mule ought to be
[00:37.89]Oh crazy oh silly
[00:41.43]Can't you plainly see
[00:44.80]That's nothing but a milkcow
[00:48.23]Where your mule ought to be
[00:53.49]I've traveled this world over
[00:57.29]Million times or more
[01:00.54]Saddle on a milkcow's back
[01:03.70]I've never seen before
[01:14.11]Second night when I got home
[01:17.50]As drunk as I could be
[01:21.03]There's another coat on the coat rack
[01:23.77]Where my coat ought to be
[01:27.10]Come here honey
[01:30.44]Explain this thing to me
[01:33.84]How come another coat on the coat rack
[01:37.26]Where my coat ought to be
[01:40.68]Oh crazy oh silly
[01:44.23]Can't you plainly see
[01:47.58]Nothing but a bed quilt
[01:50.65]Where your coat ought to be
[01:57.40]I've traveled this world over
[02:01.10]Million times or more
[02:04.41]Pockets in a bed quilt
[02:07.27]I've never seen before
[02:17.60]The third night when I went home
[02:20.72]Drunk as I could be
[02:23.97]There's another head on the pillow
[02:27.17]Where my head ought to be
[02:30.33]Come here honey come here
[02:33.76]Explain this thing to me
[02:37.10]How come another head on the pillow
[02:40.28]Where my head ought to be
[02:43.66]Oh crazy oh silly
[02:47.20]Can't you plainly see
[02:50.40]That's nothing but a cabbage head
[02:53.64]That your grandma sent to me
[03:00.09]I've traveled this world over
[03:03.30]Million times or more
[03:06.58]Hair on a cabbage head
[03:09.64]I've never seen before
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