Las Vegas

	In my dream I took an ancient throne
	In a garden back in ancient Rome
	Hand in hand with a maiden fair
	We glided through psilocybin air
	The fountains flowed and the moon it glowed
	Lighting statues made of marble
	10 feet tall in the perfect likeness
	of Bogart and Greta Garbo
	I thought that I might touch the toe
	Of a goddess carved by Michelangelo
	It was nothin' but a piece of styrofoam
	And I wrote it down in my journal
	'Cuz it reminded me that I was in Las Vegas
	While traveling in gay París
	There was something I just had to see
	An architectural feat to which
	A rival simply does not exist
	The frame, interlaced, rising up into space
	The Eiffel Tower, it called me
	Exuding with charm with my girl on my arm
	But the words I heard appalled me:
	It was twelve bucks a pop to get to the top!
	And that reminded me that I was in Las Vegas
	We arrived at the Luxor, Mandalay Bay
	Trying to find a table that pays
	The roller coaster at New York, New York
	In the buffet line I saw Bjork
	Bjork, Bjork, is that you?
	I can't believe it, this is so cool!
	Remember me from Cincinnati?
	I was in the front row, smokin' a fatty!

	In my dream I took an ancient throne
	In a garden back in ancient Rome
	Hand in hand with a maiden fair
	We glided through psilocybin air
	The fountains flowed and the moon it glowed
	Lighting statues made of marble
	10 feet tall in the perfect likeness
	of Bogart and Greta Garbo
	I thought that I might touch the toe
	Of a goddess carved by Michelangelo
	It was nothin' but a piece of styrofoam
	And I wrote it down in my journal
	' Cuz it reminded me that I was in Las Vegas
	While traveling in gay Parí s
	There was something I just had to see
	An architectural feat to which
	A rival simply does not exist
	The frame, interlaced, rising up into space
	The Eiffel Tower, it called me
	Exuding with charm with my girl on my arm
	But the words I heard appalled me:
	It was twelve bucks a pop to get to the top!
	And that reminded me that I was in Las Vegas
	We arrived at the Luxor, Mandalay Bay
	Trying to find a table that pays
	The roller coaster at New York, New York
	In the buffet line I saw Bjork
	Bjork, Bjork, is that you?
	I can' t believe it, this is so cool!
	Remember me from Cincinnati?
	I was in the front row, smokin' a fatty!