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Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill |
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Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school? |
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I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne |
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Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand |
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The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel |
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Dexter from the entire public school system |
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Oh Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy |
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But surely, expulsion is not the answer |
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I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer |
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It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane |
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That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic |
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That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic |
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That boy needs therapy |
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Lie down on the couch, what does that mean? |
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You're a nut, you're crazy in the coconut |
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What does that mean? That boy needs therapy |
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I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy |
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Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel, now when I count three |
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That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy |
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He was white as a sheet and he also made false teeth |
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Avalanches is above, business continues below |
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Did I ever tell you the story about |
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Cowboys, m-m-midgets, the Indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist |
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I, I felt strangely hypnotised |
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I was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls |
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And milk Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball |
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And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin |
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I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin |
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Frontier Psychiatrist |
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Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier |
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Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier |
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Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier |
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That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic |
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That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic |
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That boy needs therapy |
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Lie down on the couch, what does that mean? |
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You're a nut you're crazy in the coconut |
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What does that mean? That boy needs therapy |
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I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy |
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Ranagazoo, let's have a tune, now when I count three |
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That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy |
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He was white as a sheet and he also made false teeth |
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Frontier Psychiatrist |
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Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person? |
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A-a-a bird? Yeah, sometimes a parrot talks |
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Hello, hello, hello, hello |
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Yes, some birds are funny when they talk |
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Can you think of anything else? Um, a record, record, record |
