| Song | Tweezer |
| Artist | Phish |
| Album | Greetings From Coney Island |
| Won't you step into the freezer | |
| Seize her with a tweezer | |
| Won't you step into the freezer | |
| Tease her with a tweezer | |
| It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold | |
| [4x] | |
| Won't you step into the freezer | |
| Please her with a tweezer | |
| Won't you step into the freezer | |
| Please her with a tweezer | |
| It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold | |
| [4x] | |
| Look who's in the freezer | |
| Uncle Ebenezer |