[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:06.681]I am slightly irresponsible,
[00:10.858]Girl, don't let that scare you away,
[00:14.840]'Cause I am still reliable,
[00:19.009]Just not a hundred percent, baby.
[00:23.615]Sometimes I fall asleep without brushing my teeth
[00:27.027]And I only floss approximately twice a week,
[00:31.155]I don't return phone calls all the time,
[00:34.838]Unless it's my boss, I want to stay on his good side.
[00:39.250]I always pay my credit cards on time,
[00:43.075]But irresponsibly I'd make minimum payments once in a while,
[00:47.206]Also I think I may have accidentally killed someone,
[00:51.124]I'm not sure if they died, it was a hit'n'run.
[00:55.321]I am slightly irresponsible,
[00:59.338]Girl, don't let that scare you away,
[01:03.006]'Cause I am still reliable,
[01:07.127]Just not a hundred percent, baby.
[01:11.555]When I park my car, sometimes I leave the windows open,
[01:15.432]That's how I got my Blackberry charger stolen,
[01:19.410]But I didn't really care, I had a second one,
[01:22.794]That my friend gave me when he bought his iPhone last month.
[01:27.067]I'm glad no one's noticed the dent in my front bumper.
[01:31.255]When I got home that night there was blood all over,
[01:34.997]And in the grille there were bits of face, hair and bone.
[01:38.905]I cleaned the car when made sure nobody followed me home.
[01:43.128]I am slightly irresponsible,
[01:47.093]I wonder if that person had a family,
[01:50.939]But I am still reliable,
[01:54.885]But the guilt's eating away at me.
[01:59.277]Sometimes I'm a day late paying my rent
[02:03.270]And sometimes I forget the birthdays of my friends,
[02:06.896]Apparently they don't have any suspects thus far,
[02:10.814]But they know he was killed by a Camry, luckily for me that's a common car.
[02:14.981]But there was one witness: a seventy-nine-year-old lady,
[02:18.886]I need to kill her, she's the only one who can identify me,
[02:22.733]So I break into her house to kill her, but then things get messy,
[02:26.947]I didn't realize that her son's family was visiting.
[02:31.395]I am slightly irresponsible,
[02:35.388](Ah shit) (Hey, who the **** are you?)
[02:39.325]But I am still reliable.
[02:41.903](Shut the **** up)
[02:46.945]I am slightly irresponsible,
[02:49.317](SHUT UP! SHUT UP!)
[02:55.261]But I am still reliable
[03:03.343](What have I done? What have I done? Oh my god, what have I done?)