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作词 : Jonathan Lajoie |
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作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie |
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Other rappers are comprehensible – not me! |
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First on the mic – MC Confusing! |
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I took a piss on my ****ack and called it Jack Black |
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It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap |
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I attack mother****ers wearing purple backpacks |
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And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track |
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Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say |
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But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay |
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And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste |
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And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape |
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Yo I’m MC Insecure – what’s up? |
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I really don’t think that I’m good enough |
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To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck |
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All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck |
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It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse |
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And now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt |
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Aw, I think I sprained my ankle |
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You guys go ahead and finish the song without me |
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| [01:03.776][MC Amnesia] |
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Yo MC Amnesia up in this ***** |
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Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch |
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Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember shit |
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Apparently something happened that was traumatic |
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I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them |
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Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything! |
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Whats my mother****ing name? |
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(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) |
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| [01:24.762][MC Public Urination] |
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Yo I’m MC Public Urination – what – what! |
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I take a ****ing piss on a ****ing sidewalk |
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Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my **** |
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And empty my bladder while you mother****ers watch! |
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You other MCs can’t handle this shit! |
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You’re just a little ***** afraid to pee in public |
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You run into a toilet every time you have to piss |
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Yo **** that shit – I just whip out my ****! |
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| [01:46.301][MC Fatigue] |
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Yo MC Fatigue – yeah that’s me |
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Every time I grab the mic I ****ing fall asleep |
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| [01:57.105][Chorus — Chorus Guy] |
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I’m the guy who sings the chorus |
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(It breaks up the song) |
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My part is kinda boring |
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(I wish that I could go home) |
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But they’re paying me to sing the chorus |
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(And I really need the cash) |
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Cause I’m unemployed at the moment |
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(Just moved back in with my dad) |
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| [02:18.467][MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is] |
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Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is |
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Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss |
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She said “Let’s go to your place, I’ll suck your ****” |
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I said “Hell yeah *****, that’s so ironic” |
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| [02:29.107][MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily] |
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Yo I’m MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily |
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My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini |
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You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies |
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Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity |
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Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen |
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Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny |
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But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun |
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You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson |
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Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that |
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Wait, what was I saying? |
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I think I got side–tracked. |
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| [02:55.583][MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] |
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Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 |
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I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me |
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Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci |
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Why did they have to make a 4th? |
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They had a perfect trilogy! |
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| [03:06.213][MC Lethal Weapon 4] |
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MC Lethal Weapon 4 that’s me |
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I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 |
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Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy |
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The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! |
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| [03:17.116][MC Shit My Pants Frequently] |
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Yo I’m MC Shit My Pants Frequently |
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It usually happens when I’m walking down the street |
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Or when I’m hanging out with some fly ass hoes |
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There we go! |
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Thank god I brought a change of clothes! |
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| [03:27.739][MC Final Verse] |
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Yo I’m the MC with the final verse |
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I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard |
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But muther****ers I don’t really have the time |
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So **** that and come back to the Chorus Guy |
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| [03:38.322][Chorus — Chorus Guy] |
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I’m still singing the chorus |
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(Thank god we’re almost done) |
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I hate singing the chorus |
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(Such a boring ****ing job) |
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I’m gonna take my 40 bucks |
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(That’s what their paying me) |
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And I’m gonna go get really drunk |
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(********** then go to sleep) |