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Bless my soul |
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Herc was on a roll |
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Person of the week in every greek opinion poll |
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What a pro |
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Herc could stop a show |
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Point him at a monster and you're talking sro |
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He was a no one |
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A zero, zero |
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Now he's a hot shot |
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He's a hero |
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Here was a kid with his act down pat |
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From zero to hero in no time flat |
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Zero to hero just like that |
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When he smiled |
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The girls went wild with |
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Oohs and aahs |
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And they slapped his face |
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On ev'ry vase |
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(on ev'ry \"vahse\") |
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From appearance fees and royalties |
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Our herc had cash to burn |
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Now nouveau riche and famous |
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He could tell you |
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What's a grecian urn? |
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Say amen |
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There he goes again |
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Sweet and undefeated |
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And an awesome 10 for 10 |
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Folks lined up |
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Just to watch him flex |
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And this perfect package |
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Packed a pair of pretty pecs |
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Hercie, he comes |
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He sees, he conquers |
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Honey, the crowds were |
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Going bonkers |
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He showed the moxie, brains, and spunk |
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From zero to hero |
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From babe to hunk |
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Zero to hero and who'da thunk |
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Who put the glad in gladiator? |
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Hercules! |
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Whose daring deeds are great theater? |
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Hercules |
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Isn't he bold? |
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No one braver |
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Is he sweet |
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Our fav'rite flavor |
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Hercules, hercules ... |
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Bless my soul |
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Herc was on a roll |
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Undefeated |
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Riding high |
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And the nicest guy |
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Not conceited |
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He was a nothin' |
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A zero, zero |
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Now he's a hot shot |
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He's a hero |
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He hit the heights at breakneck speed |
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From zero to hero |
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Herc is a hero |
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Now he's a hero |
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Yes indeed! |