[00:15.30]Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
[00:19.30]I got the feeling that something ain't right
[00:23.30]I'm so scared, in case I fall off my chair
[00:27.30]And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
[00:31.30]Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
[00:35.30]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[00:39.30]Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
[00:43.30]And I'm wondering what it is I should do
[00:47.30]It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
[00:50.30]Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
[00:55.30]Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
[00:58.30]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[01:02.30]Well, you started off with nothing
[01:04.30]And you're proud that you're a self-made man
[01:10.30]And your friends, they all come crawlin'
[01:12.30]Slap you on the back and say, a?Please, pleasea??
[01:30.30]Trying to make some sense of it all
[01:33.30]But I can see it makes no sense at all
[01:37.30]Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
[01:41.30]Well, I don't think that I can take anymore
[01:46.30]Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
[01:49.30]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[02:16.30]Well, you started out with nothing
[02:18.30]And you're proud that you're a self-made man
[02:24.30]And your friends, they all come crawlin'
[02:26.30]Slap you on the back and say, a??Please, pleasea??
[02:43.30]Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight
[02:47.30]I got the feeling that something ain't right
[02:51.30]I'm so scared, in case I fall off my chair
[02:55.30]And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
[02:59.30]Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
[03:03.30]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[03:06.30]Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
[03:11.30]Stuck in the middle with you
[03:15.30]Here I am, stuck in the middle with you