[00:07.65]I'm dancing on the White House lawn
[00:11.01]Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn
[00:15.30]Hanging round the gardens of Babylon
[00:20.46]Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up
[00:24.12]She gets more fan mail than the Pope
[00:28.08]She takes the mickey out of all my phobias
[00:31.92]Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia
[00:37.71]Life is a minestrone
[00:38.79]Served up with parmesan cheese
[00:43.11]Death is a cold Lasagne
[00:49.65]Suspended in deep freeze
[01:11.82]I'm leaning on the Tower of Pisa
[01:15.24]Had an eyeful of the tower in France
[01:19.41]I'm hanging round the gardens of Madison
[01:25.05]And the seat of learning
[01:25.95]And the flush of success
[01:28.47]Relieves a constipated mind
[01:32.46]I'm like a gourmet in a skid row diner
[01:36.36]A fitting menu for a dilettante
[01:38.10]Life is a minestrone
[01:43.86]Served up with parmesan cheese
[01:47.55]Death is a cold Lasagne
[01:54.15]Suspended in deep freeze
[02:59.91]Love is a fire of flaming brandy
[03:03.90]Upon a crepe suzette
[03:07.41]Let's get this romance cooking, honey
[03:11.19]But let us not forget
[03:12.72]Life is a minestrone
[03:18.21]Served up with parmesan cheese
[03:22.20]Death is a cold Lasagne
[03:43.77]Suspended in deep freeze