I'm a Christmas Unicorn, in a uniform made of gold
With a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose
Oh, I'm a Christian holiday, I'm a symbol of original sin
I've a pagan tree, and a magical wreath, and bow-tie on my chin
Oh, I'm a pagan heresy, I'm a tragical Catholic shrine
I'm a little bit shy, with a lazy eye, and a penchant for sublime
Oh, I'm a mystical apostasy, I'm a horse with a fantasy twist
Though I play all night, with my magical kite, people say I don't exist
For I make no full apology for the category I reside
I'm a mythical mess, with a treasury chest, I'm a construct of your mind
Oh, I'm hysterically American, I've a credit card on my wrist
And I have no home, or a field to roam, I will curse you with my kiss
Oh, I'm a criminal pathology with a history of medical care
I'm a frantic shopper, and a brave pill popper, and they say my kind are rare
But I've seen others in the uniform of a unicorn just like me
We are legions wide, and we choose no sides, we are masters of mystique
For you're a Christmas Unicorn, I have seen you on the beat
You may dress in the human uniform, child... But I know you're just like me
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I'm the Christmas Unicorn
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
Find the Christmas Unicorn
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
It's all right, I love you
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
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You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
It's all right, I love you
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
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You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
It's all right, I love you
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
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You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
It's all right, I love you
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
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You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
It's all right, I love you
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
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You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
It's all right, I love you
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
Find the Christmas Unicorn
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
It's all right, I love you
I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK)
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn)
It's all right, I love you(I love you)
I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK)
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn)
It's all right, I love you(I love you)
I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK)
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn)
It's all right, I love you(I love you)
I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK)
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn)
It's all right, I love you(I love you)
(music)
Love, love will tear us apart, again
Love, love will tear us apart, my friend
Love, love will tear us apart, again
Love, love will tear us apart, my friend
Love, love will tear us apart, again
Love, love will tear us apart, my friend
Love, love will tear us apart, again
Love, love will tear us apart, my friend
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
Find the Christmas Unicorn
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
It's all right, I love you
I'm the Christmas Unicorn
Find the Christmas Unicorn
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too
It's all right, I love you
I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK)
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn)
It's all right, I love you(I love you)
I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK)
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn)
It's all right, I love you(I love you)
I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK)
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn)
It's all right, I love you(I love you)
I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn)
Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK)
You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn)
It's all right, I love you(I love you)...