We like drivin' on a Saturday night Past the leisure center left at the lights Oh we don't look for trouble But if it comes we don't run Lookin' out for trouble Is what we call fun Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals Wouldn't you like to come Over and watch some vandals Smashin' up someone's home? (Ooo ooo ooo) We can't help it, we're so thick we can't think Can't think of anythin' but shit, sleep and drink Oh, we like women "Up the women", we say And if we get lucky Then we might even meet some one day Oh you, you in the Jesus sandals Wouldn't you like to come Over and watch some vandals Smashin' up someone's home? (Ooo ooo ooo) Mister, we just want your car 'Cos we're takin' a girl to the reservoir Oh, all of the papers say "It's a tragedy", but don't you Wanna come and see? Hey (Ooo ooo ooo) Mister, we just want your car 'Cos we're takin' a girl to the reservoir Oh, all of the papers say "It's a tragedy" Umm, Mister, we just want your car 'Cos we're takin' a girl to the reservoir Oh, all of the papers say "It's a tragedy", but don't you Wanna come and see? Mister, we just want your car 'Cos we're takin' a girl to the reservoir Oh, all of the papers say "It's a tragedy"