- My Girlfriend's Dead -
The Vandals
by LeVeL

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead

I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulemia
Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: she's dead

I guess there's a part of me
That lacks sympathy
Oh, the looks on their faces when I tell them
How she passed away
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all shes dead

My girlfriend's dead , My girlfriend's dead you see
It's a total lie but it's easier on me
Than having to admit that she likes someone else

My girlfriend's dead ,My girlfriend's dead you know
Please change the subject, I'm going to go
Jump off a building and join her in heaven
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: she's dead

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
I don't want to talk about her ----
But someone always asks about her ----
So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead

I don't want to talk about her ----
But someone always asks about her ----
So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead