They call me the sloth Way down in the ghetto Italian spaghetti Singing falsetto Sleeping all day Rip Van Winklin' Spend my nights in bars Glasses tinklin' I'm so bad He's so nasty Ain't got no friends Real outcasty Stay out of my way Ed up a cripple I'll take this piece of paper Slice your nipple They call me the sloth Way down in the ghetto Italian spaghetti Singing falsetto Sleeping all day Rip Van Winklin' Spend my nights in bars Glasses tinklin'