[00:00.510]It sounds funny I know
[00:04.730]But it really is so
[00:08.370]Oh, I'm my own grandpa
[00:18.530]I'm my own grandpa
[00:22.920]I'm my own grandpa
[00:26.770]It sounds funny I know
[00:29.110]But it really is so
[00:31.180]Oh, I'm my own grandpa
[00:36.110]Oh, many, many years ago
[00:38.100]When I was twenty-three
[00:40.300]I was married to a widow
[00:42.280]Who was pretty as can be
[00:44.710]This widow had a grown-up daughter
[00:47.370]Who had hair of red
[00:49.090]My father fell in love with her
[00:51.390]And soon the two were wed
[00:53.410]This made my dad my son-in-law
[00:55.770]And changed my very life
[00:57.680]For my daughter was my mother
[00:59.660]'Cause she was my father's wife
[01:01.580]To complicate the matter
[01:04.100]Though it really brought me joy
[01:06.260]I soon became the father
[01:08.210]Of a bouncing baby boy
[01:10.640]This little baby then became
[01:13.070]A brother-in-law to Dad
[01:14.920]And so became my uncle
[01:17.400]Though it made me very sad
[01:19.280]For if he was my uncle
[01:21.350]Then that also made him brother
[01:23.360]Of the widow's grown-up daughter
[01:25.700]Who of course is my step-mother
[01:28.120]I'm my own grandpa
[01:32.220]I'm my own grandpa
[01:36.140]It sounds funny I know
[01:38.480]But it really is so
[01:40.620]Oh, I'm my own grandpa
[01:45.260]My father's wife then had a son
[01:47.450]Who kept them on the run
[01:49.370]And he became my grandchild
[01:51.790]For he was my daughter's son
[01:53.810]My wife is now my mother's mother
[01:56.360]And it makes me blue
[01:58.020]Because although she is my wife
[02:00.500]She's my grandmother too
[02:02.380]I'm my own grandpa
[02:06.530]I'm my own grandpa
[02:10.260]It sounds funny I know
[02:12.600]But it really is so
[02:16.920]Oh, I'm my own grandpa
[02:26.240]Now if my wife is my grandmother
[02:29.160]Then I'm her grandchild
[02:31.000]And every time I think of it
[02:33.920]It nearly drives me wild
[02:35.410]For now I have become
[02:37.070]The strangest case you ever saw
[02:39.410]As husband of my grandma
[02:41.790]I am my own grandpa
[02:43.900]I'm my own grandpa
[02:47.870]I'm my own grandpa
[02:51.820]It sounds funny I know
[02:54.360]But it really is so
[02:56.580]Oh, I'm my own grandpa