| Song | No Such Thing (Acoustic Version - Live From WXPN) |
| Artist | John Mayer |
| Album | Your Body Is A Wonderland |
| ＂Welcome to the real world＂, she said to me | |
| Condescendingly | |
| Take a seat | |
| Take your life | |
| Plot it out in black and white | |
| Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings | |
| And the drama queens | |
| I＇d like to think the best of me | |
| Is still hiding | |
| Up my sleeve | |
| They love to tell you | |
| Stay inside the lines | |
| But something＇s better | |
| On the other side | |
| I wanna run through the halls of my high school | |
| I wanna scream at the | |
| Top of my lungs | |
| I just found out there＇s no such thing as the real world | |
| Just a lie you＇ve got to rise above | |
| So the good boys and girls take the so called right track | |
| Faded white hats | |
| Grabbing credits | |
| Maybe transfers | |
| They read all the books but they can＇t find the answers | |
| And all of our parents | |
| They＇re getting older | |
| I wonder if they＇ve wished for anything better | |
| While in their memories | |
| Tiny tragedies | |
| I am invincible | |
| As long as I＇m alive | |
| I just can＇t wait til my 10 year reunion | |
| I＇m gonna bust down the double doors | |
| And when I stand on these tables before you | |
| You will know what all this time was for |
| Welcome to the real world, she said to me | |
| Condescendingly | |
| Take a seat | |
| Take your life | |
| Plot it out in black and white | |
| Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings | |
| And the drama queens | |
| I d like to think the best of me | |
| Is still hiding | |
| Up my sleeve | |
| They love to tell you | |
| Stay inside the lines | |
| But something s better | |
| On the other side | |
| I wanna run through the halls of my high school | |
| I wanna scream at the | |
| Top of my lungs | |
| I just found out there s no such thing as the real world | |
| Just a lie you ve got to rise above | |
| So the good boys and girls take the so called right track | |
| Faded white hats | |
| Grabbing credits | |
| Maybe transfers | |
| They read all the books but they can t find the answers | |
| And all of our parents | |
| They re getting older | |
| I wonder if they ve wished for anything better | |
| While in their memories | |
| Tiny tragedies | |
| I am invincible | |
| As long as I m alive | |
| I just can t wait til my 10 year reunion | |
| I m gonna bust down the double doors | |
| And when I stand on these tables before you | |
| You will know what all this time was for |