Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything I’m gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody’s gon tell me I can’t I’ll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie Cause in my castle I’m the freaking man Yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Tomorrow I’ll wake up do some P90X Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex And she’s gonna scream out “this is great” (Oh my god, this is great) I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man would be so proud of me But sorry pops you’ll just have to wait Yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything No I ain’t gonna comb my hair Cause I ain’t going anywhere I’ll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all