Why's everybody actin' funny Why's everybody look so strange Why's everybody look so nasty What do I want with all these things I went alone down to the drugstore I went in back and took a Coke I stood in line and ate my Twinkies I stood in line,I had to wait Why's everybody actin' funny Why's everybody look so strange Why's everybody look so pretty What do I want with all these things I went alone down to the drugstore I went in back and took a Coke I stood in line and ate my Twinkies I stood in line,I had to wait