Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around, tellin' great big lies
They got little noses, tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people round here

Short people are just the same as you and I
A fool such as I
All men are brothers until the day they die
It's a wonderful world

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs, they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up just to say hello
They got little cars, that got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices, Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers, dirty little minds

They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people around here