Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't working that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and chicks for free
Now that ain't working that's the way you do it
Let me tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain't working that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothing get your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
We gotta move these colour TV
That ain't working that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't working that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Money for nothing and chicks for free
Money for nothing and chicks for free