Crazy guy with a matted beard Standing on the corner Shouting out, end times are near And nobody noticing But I can hear him loud and clear She is gone now and nowhere near Seems like end times are here I walk around a puddle in the street And head on home Outside my window there's a cat in heat Shut up, cat and leave me alone There ain't no heat on 'round here I don't feel nothing now, not even fear Now that end times are here Now everyone's crazy and lost their minds Just look at the world Could all be over at any old time And I can hear it loud and clear The world is ending and what do I care She's gone, end times are here