| Song | Short Shorts |
| Artist | Royal Teens |
| Album | Big Box Of Rock 'n' Roll |
| (spoken): | |
| Ooh, man, dig that crazy chick. | |
| Who wears short shorts | |
| We wear short shorts | |
| They're such short shorts | |
| We like short shorts | |
| Who wears short shorts | |
| We wear short shorts. | |
| Who wears short shorts | |
| We wear short shorts | |
| They're such short shorts | |
| We like short shorts | |
| Who wears short shorts | |
| We wear short shorts. | |
| Who wears short shorts | |
| We wear short shorts | |
| They're such short shorts | |
| We like short shorts | |
| Who wears short shorts | |
| We wear short shorts. |