[00:00.30]Now come over here and let me give you a tongue kiss on your hot pocket
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[00:06.74]Me and Mike'll go Twin Hype and do a dance on your windpipes
[00:09.73]Put your fucking jazz hands back in your pants and get them shits sliced
[00:13.22]Caught the ghost when I was yay high so today I stay way high
[00:16.52]Do not worry about my habits, without sin I'd probably hate life
[00:19.35]This is dope as that hard white you stuff in a crack pipe
[00:22.64]A hit of this, a kid with Tourette's will chill out and act right
[00:25.78]I'm fat but I dress nice and bitches finesse Mike
[00:29.19]They suck the dick and squeeze on my belly like bagpipes
[00:32.28]I slap and I suck clits, I fuck in my church shoes
[00:35.71]Humblest guy in the room and I am in the room too (get it?)
[00:38.75]I'll bend you over on the roof while whistling Audio Two
[00:41.64]They say that once a girl go Brooklyn no more soft dick'll do
[00:45.24]I'm so Rakim and Eric B bitches check out my melody
[00:48.38]I might Slick Rick on a fella (foul), catch me a felony
[00:51.52]Hey, I might Shyne Po a ho, POW! Catch me a case
[00:54.86]Producto must have rolled this L because this blunt feel laced
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[00:58.73]I must say you do look stunning
[01:02.12]I mean, you're the kind of girl I can really see myself artificially inseminating
[01:07.09]Oh I'm sorry, I'm being a little aggressive, right?
[01:10.08]Can we start from the beginning?
[01:12.17]My name is Chest Rockwell, right?
[01:14.42]And I love to make love to your booty hole
[01:23.84]Bad boy
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[01:24.68]This is born alone die alone, so my dialogue's dastardly
[01:27.58]Life's a tragedy generator operating at max capacity
[01:30.92]This is porno for piraters, to the crooks it is relaxing
[01:34.05]I am foreign to that soft talk, you can tell it from my accent
[01:37.24]This is arrogant fat black, it is what it is
[01:40.09]This that stingy with dick bitch, not a fuck do I give
[01:43.43]I'm no respecter of person, I'm no respecter of rules
[01:46.57]I catch the Prince of England slipping
[01:48.47]He goin' run me the jewels
[01:49.81]I could wake up brain dead tomorrow and my soliloquy still will be
[01:53.27]The illest there'll ever be cause I be what you'll never be
[01:56.39]My pugnacious rhyme patterns prove pitbull in my pedigree
[01:59.59]And dogs fight to the death
[02:01.25]You say you better, you better be
[02:03.09]Not one shit given, El-P's chillin'
[02:04.94]Raised in a shack in the back of the village
[02:06.64]Trained by the wolves in the woods
[02:07.50]To avenge on the men who elected themselves my killers
[02:09.89]Mike's a villain, Nick Hook's chillin'
[02:11.63]We don't have a need to know your feelings
[02:13.11]We don't believe in the same shit anyway
[02:14.81]Run the Jewels is not for your children
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[02:16.60]How you feeling now sweetheart? A little more relaxed?
[02:21.27]Maybe it's that half a molly I put in your Mountain Dew
[02:25.33]Yeah, works like a charm. Just chill out for a second, relax, relax, I got it under control
[02:33.85]I got you a glass of Beefeater, I got a brand new deck of Uno cards...
[02:39.63]Oh yeah baby, the night's just getting started
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[02:53.37]Ok, how about I come over tonight and pick you up in my brand new Segway
[02:58.97]We can go over to Long John Silver's, get a fish platter
[03:02.75]You can take me home and massage me with butter all on my neck
[03:07.50]I love you