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Damn, I fucked my aunt... |
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I can't believe I fucked my aunt... |
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I fucked my aunt y'all |
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I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid |
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Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid |
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But the summers were my favorite |
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when we swam in the lake |
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And trips to the city, |
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what a magical place |
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First baseball game, |
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man, I'll never forget |
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Crackerjacks, |
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bleacher seats and the crack of the bat |
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My friend Tim caught a ball, |
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but he gave it to me |
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And five years later, I fucked my aunt |
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Damn, I fucked my aunt... |
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I can't believe that I fucked my aunt... |
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Man, I really fucked my aunt... |
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I fucked my aunt, y'all... |
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Rainstorms always give me the blues |
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Worst one in ten years on the evening news |
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She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed |
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My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes |
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We opened some wine and laughed like kids |
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She told me funny things that her and my mom did |
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But then my uncle called and she had to go |
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And twelve years later, I fucked her sister |
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Damn, I fucked my aunt... |
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I can't believe I fucked my aunt... |
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Damn, I fucked my aunt... |
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I fucked my aunt y'all |
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It was my eighteenth birthday, |
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the world was still new |
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My parents threw me a party as parents will do |
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My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift |
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It was an ant farm; man, she was a trip |
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Later that night I was up in my room |
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I watched as the small ant community bloomed |
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So simple, yet so complex, |
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I contemplated my own life |
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And wondered what would come next |
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I took out my favorite |
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ant and crushed it with my dick |
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And also, I fucked my aunt |
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Damn, I fucked my ant |
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And I fucked my aunt... |
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Man, we fucked our aunts... |
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We fucked our aunts, y'all... |
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Oh, I can't believe it |
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They fucked their aunts |
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I mean, I fucked my aunt, too |
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But you don't see me making songs about it |
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Although we technically didn't have sex |
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Just some above the clothes stuff |
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And some under the clothes stuff |
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I mean, what is sex, really? |
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Is it just penetration? |
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Or do you have to finish? |
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'Cause I finished... |
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Damn, I fucked my aunt, y'all... |