I washed my hair I washed my hair for you I shaved my legs I shaved my legs for you too I may be bad I may be bad for you I broke my egg I broke my egg for you too You wouldn't care if I moved You wouldn't care if I moved I'm just a body to you No, you wouldn't care if I was lying there dead next to you I fixed my shirt I fixed my shirt for you I let it hurt I let it hurt for you too I walked your dog I walked your dog in the park Lay like a log Lay like a log when you'd ask You wouldn't care if I moved You wouldn't care if I moved If I was battered and blue No, you wouldn't care if I was lying there dead next to you You used to love it when I'd sing Now it's like you don't hear anything You used to listen to every word that I'd say But now it's like, the only way to get through you is if I kneel down and pray You wouldn't care if I moved