[ti:Avant Gardener]
[ar:Courtney Barnett]
[al:Avant Gardener]
[00:40.25]I sleep in late
[00:41.88]Another day
[00:43.92]Oh what a wonder
[00:46.04]Oh what a waste.
[00:48.17]It's a monday
[00:49.88]It's so mundane
[00:52.32]What exciting things
[00:54.09]Will happen today?
[00:56.53]The yard is full of hard rubbish it's a mess and
[01:00.63]I guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab
[01:04.74]We should ammend that
[01:07.07]I pull the sheets back
[01:08.84]It's 40 degrees
[01:10.45]And i feel like i'm dying.
[01:13.44]Life's getting hard in here
[01:15.29]So i do some gardening
[01:17.43]Anything to take my mind away from where it's s'posed to be.
[01:21.25]The nice lady next door talks of green beds
[01:25.47]And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them
[01:30.26]I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps.
[01:33.82]Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes.
[01:38.64]I feel pro-active
[01:40.90]I pull out weeds
[01:42.94]All of a sudden
[01:44.49]I'm having trouble breathing in.*3
[02:37.41]My hands are shaky
[02:39.23]My knees are weak
[02:41.54]I can't seem to stand
[02:43.13]On my own two feet
[02:45.49]I'm breathing but i'm wheezing
[02:47.16]Feel like i'm emphysem-in'
[02:49.40]My throat feels like a funnel
[02:51.12]Filled with weet bix and kerosene and
[02:53.34]Oh no, next thing i know
[02:55.71]They call up triple o
[02:58.08]I'd rather die than owe the hospital
[03:01.21]Till I get old
[03:02.69]I get adrenaline
[03:04.16]Straight to the heart
[03:06.01]I feel like Uma Thurman
[03:07.85]Post-overdosing kick start
[03:10.52]Reminds me of the time
[03:12.41]When i was really sick and i
[03:14.23]Had too much pseudoephedrine and i
[03:16.44]Couldn't sleep at night
[03:18.24]Halfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent
[03:21.97]He's probably wondering what i'm doing getting in an ambulance
[03:27.02]The paramedic thinks i'm clever cos i play guitar
[03:30.38]I think she's clever cos she stops people dying
[03:35.19]Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
[03:39.07]Should've stayed in bed today
[03:41.05]I much prefer the mundane.
[03:43.72]I take a hit from
[03:45.76]An asthma puffer
[03:47.83]I do it wrong
[03:49.19]I was never good at smoking bongs.
[03:53.55]I'm not that good at breathing in.*3